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May 5, 2025/3 min read/A.G. Hayden

Why Ridiculous Pickup Lines Get Me Laid

Why Ridiculous Pickup Lines Get Me Laid

Me: "Did it hurt?"

Her: "What, when I fell from heaven?"

Me: "No — when you fell and broke your face."

She broke into hysterics. I took her home later that night.

A few days later I approached a girl with the line: "You're absolutely hideous."

She loved it. I brought her home too.

I spoke nonsense. And it worked.

Lively nightclub scene with people socializing

"Most men treat pickup like it's a math equation that needs to be solved. But that takes the soul out of it."

Seduction is chaotic, not formulaic.

Does that mean those openers are amazing? They're not. But they were fun for me. They let me push my own buttons.

Game is all about emotion. You make a girl feel aroused, and you're well on your way. But the easiest way to spark that desire in a woman is to feel it yourself, first.

Not: "How do I make her feel good?" — but: "How do I make myself feel good?"

Not: "What line does she want to hear?" — but: "What line will make me crack up?"

This isn't to say you should ignore what a girl wants.

Just remember — the number one thing she wants is fun. And fun is infectious. If you feel it, she'll feel it.

Experiment with different things. Whenever you say or do something that makes you feel good, write it down. Try direct game, try indirect, try being absurd, try being overly romantic.

Find out what resonates with your personality and makes you feel seductive.

"That's the key to becoming the most attractive version of yourself."

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